teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
by Flamming halo May 14, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. a place ment for learning only to forget everything by the next year.
it also is a place where you have yo study or your parents will get mad only to fall asleap in class because you where up till 1:00 am because you didint do you home work only to get 4 hours of sleep and end up getting a C because you slept half way done
it also is a place where you have yo study or your parents will get mad only to fall asleap in class because you where up till 1:00 am because you didint do you home work only to get 4 hours of sleep and end up getting a C because you slept half way done
my only regret was wasteing 18 years of my life only to get a job wich does not involve anything i learnd in school
by Mguel August 30, 2016
Get the schoolmug. The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does
Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016
Get the schoolmug. 
School. |Prison. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |
by Whydowehaveschool April 26, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug.