you need medical attention?

If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session

"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."

by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022

No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand

A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas

by Sol618 August 25, 2022

i need to take a dev

i needa take a shit

bro i need to take a dev

by opiumnav September 12, 2022

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

I need space

Leave me alone. PLEASE

Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space

by Chickenfeetslippers November 27, 2022

i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022