Weak Pumps

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!

by RonnieDonnieJohnny September 10, 2011

get the pump

Serves as a fun yet ambiguous catch phrase. Typically used in a sentence to encourage or “hype up” individuals. Although there is a wide range of usage, it is typical to shout the phrase when something lit, wild, gang, or savage happens or in the anticipation of it.

Wow tonight is going to be so much fun can’t wait to “get the pump”.

Often used as an alternative to Lil Pump’s eskeetit or lets get it!

by Idontlikeu May 26, 2018

Pump and dump

When you masturbate and s*** at the same time

Bro this morning I was on the hub and had me a old fashioned pump and dump

by Yourmomsman08 August 23, 2019

M.K. Pump

Originated from, and first performed by rap artist M.K.Russ., the action of a "M.K. Pump" occurs during, or shortly after a 'ballin' or 'pimp juice' action. It is meant to both taunt the opposition or audience such action is being performed upon, as well as to further increase your status as a 'balla', or a 'pimp juice' playa.

Mathias: Shiiiit, I saw you put his ass on the ground with that move!
Detox: Hell yea, that was sick man! And ofcourse you had to follow it up with the M.K. Pump!

by mkruss February 2, 2009

gettin pumped

When you are getting fucked in the asshole.

Man im never stayin the night at his house again i was gettin pumped in my sleep.

by Pirates May 30, 2006

sausage pump

A term used for a very sexually active male, who, is frequently called upon by women to "pump" them full of "sausage".

Kerry: So did you hear that Shayla, Ben, and Emily had a threesome.

Carl: No, that's pretty bad ass!

Kerry: Ya and from what i hear from the other girls Ben's quite the sausage pump.

by dragonzombie October 15, 2009

1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

by JQF2.0 November 29, 2010