moist yute

Anna Rand

Your just a moist yute mate

by SOZ ANNA February 12, 2018

Mhiskey

A magical mixed drink that must include whiskey as a main ingredient.

Kind bartender, could you please suggest to me a Mhiskey? Why yes, ignorant patron, here is a Manhattan!

by Shibaden February 13, 2010

moistake

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker

I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.

by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014

Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020

moist

Something that is bad; not good.

"I just got a ticket for running a red light! That's totally moist!"

by sd_goldilocks April 5, 2009

Arbor Moist

In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.

Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.

by D-HOUSE August 6, 2011

moink

noun: sexual intercourse between moo and oink.
verb: to have a sexual intercourse (only if you have a moo and an oink)
see also sex(remember, impossible to have a moink without a moo and an oink)

oink moinked moo when moo was mooing.

by Oink August 21, 2006