pig mobile

Refering to the police car

there goes the pig mobile

by itsreallyreallyme123 May 11, 2024

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

Mobile Gamer

Someone who plays video games in their mobile device. Typically games like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, or any other crappy mobile versions/rip-offs of existing titles.

Steve: There's this guy Alex in our school who is a player of a pro league team for Call of Duty: Mobile.

Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.

by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

Mobil

Just a stick figure, '' 웃'' it's known with the name of Mobil.. Leave him alone because he's been through a lot ok?
This symbol, right here, will be tortured to his death because he ||
looks like a stick ||
figure. \/

웃

Josh: Yo! Marco i saw a Mobil.
Marco: That's crazy, i love them.

by Yuwurih November 30, 2023

Mobil 1

An American brand of synthetic motor oil and other automotive lubrication products. Originally developed by the Mobil oil company, it is now globally marketed and sold by ExxonMobil.

Mobil 1 engine oil was introduced in 1974. The brand range now includes a variety of engine oils, oil filters, chassis grease, transmission fluids, and gear lubricants

by SPrice1980 February 1, 2023