stand mixer

'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.

Marlen Sittampalam: 'I spent £500 on a stand mixer and it was half price!'

stand mixer by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022

Tucson cement mixer 

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

Tucson cement mixer by Jblanco October 11, 2019

Catalina Wine Mixer 

A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.

Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!

Catalina Wine Mixer by Jdub007 May 4, 2015

mixed wrestling 

A form of wrestling which is sometimes faked where women ( and teenagers recently) dressed in bikinis and skimpy outfits wrestle men . It was invented to prove that women are stronger than men is wrestling especially since it is scientifically proved women hvae stronger hips and legs.

In Some cases , women violate the rules and may sexually assault a male wrestler by groping his penis to make him submit.The rules also allows that.

Gruesome male torturing videos have been produced were a woman makes a man submit by smothering his penis and kicking it.

The hot Sandra beat up chris in mixed wrestling

mixed wrestling by Connor25 November 13, 2007

mixtly 

A Mixtly is a very crazy and awesome friend that you should never ever let her go!! She is the best she also has a really good style!!

Girl one:OMG mixtly is here!!!

mixtly by squishies January 27, 2017

mixed messages 

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

mixed messages by Matt April 9, 2005

Mixed Martial Arts 

A sport where many ppl who study different types are martial arts come together to fight to see who's better. You have stand-up work, which is the martial arts like Tae Kwon Do and Muai Thai, then you have ground work like wrestling, grappling, and Jiu-Jitsu. It's a painful and dangerous sport, but anyone who tries will learn respect and strength. Plus you'll be one BAAAD mother fucker. XD

Mixed Martial Arts fights are UFC style fights and things like that.

Mixed Martial Arts by Samuel J. Caldwell June 14, 2008