Midnight Sailor

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

Midnight Special

Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.

I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.

by artrock80 February 27, 2009

Midnight Surprise

Secret acts of fun performed by girls, nationwide, at midnight. Origin: Trinity College in Hartford, CT.

(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)

i i i im your midnight surprise
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way

by THE midnight surprise December 14, 2008

Midnight Fog

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

by Mike June 5, 2004

Midnight Madness

Malady characterized by extreme anticipation of Halo 2. Symptoms may include bumrushing EB Games at midnight for a copy of the game. Side affects may include playing the damn game until 4 in the morning and showing up to school with bleeding eyes.

Brian curesed himself for participating in that Midnight Madness, for he could no longer see and had just failed a AP Lit interpretation

by Stevie Wonder On Crack November 9, 2004

Midnight Runners

A slang term for Dexedrine, a powerful stimulant, used for the treatment of ADHD. Dexedrine is also used by the military as a "go-pill" and is given to fighter pilots to stay alert during missions. Nicknamed dexy, it gets its name from the 80's band Dexys Midnight Runners.

"Hey, did you pick up anymore Midnight Runners?"

"Man, I just ate like 4 Midnight Runners and I'm speeding balls!"

by Lil' Brudder December 9, 2008

burning the midnight napalm

Spending all night partying, clubbing, drinking, dancing, etc. Goes beyond burning the midnight oil, and requires at least one day of recovery.

-Where's Drew? I haven't seen him since Thursday night!
-Yeah, he was burning the midnight napalm all weekend.
-That explains all the empty MGD cans.

by liz6005 January 26, 2011