Micro Transaction

The act of a midget becoming transgender

“ a midget has done a micro transaction in Lego city”

“Get the murder helicopter”

by TheBurbintor July 28, 2021

Micro-Peen

A very small penis

Cody P. has a micro-Peen

by PTFE August 4, 2021

Microfist

It’s when you fist bump a short person.

Went in for a fist bump, got a microfist in return, that guy is way too short.

by Forbedeaus August 6, 2021

Micro

Person who tends to piss on people’s desk. Also someone who likes to hook up with highschool girls.

You pissed on someone’s desk? That’s so micro

by Microsbitch September 14, 2021

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021