Micromanajerks

A co-worker or boss who is the combination of a micromanager and a jerk at the same time.

My two bosses just handed me a stack of papers due on his desk by the end of the day and expects hourly updates on my progress. They both are micromanajerks and need to relax!

i.e. micromanajerks.com

by Frumpy Frank April 25, 2011

Microtonal

Music using microtones; musical intervals significantly smaller than a half step. (E.A. quarter tones or smaller)

/\ that is the most precise definition, but more generally it can refer to any tuning system other than 12 tone equal temperament, usually not including those that sound like it. (well temperaments)

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, contrary to popular belief. Arabic music uses neutral intervals. (half way in between major and minor) For example, the neutral second is approximately 3/4 tones.

Dude! Arabic music is sick, with all those quarter tones and stuff.

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, the smallest interval used is a half step; Arabic music isn't really even microtonal. Go listen to some Greek enharmonic scales or Charles Ives!

by Microman67 November 21, 2011

Microstove

A woman who gets sexually aroused very quickly.

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.

by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017

microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction

"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."

by Galactic_Pyro April 19, 2018

microminiatureazation

It a stupid, fucking, 23 letter word that is useless. Why the fuck would you search this up you fucking retard. You must either be a savage or a bitch to be reading this so good job.

I don’t know how the fuck to put microminiatureazation in a sentence you idiot.

by Dick Chodeson January 31, 2019

Microphone Elbow

Coined by Bob Barker in the sixth episode in the eleventh season of The Price is Right, this is what happens when someone's arm gets sore from holding a microphone for too long and has to hold the mic with another hand. Also a sign that the episodes on Pluto TV's The Price is Right: The Barker Era is still on the first loop, and that the episodes are still repeats of a 38-year-old show.

Bob: I always hold the microphone in my right hand. But my right elbow is bothering me... and we've decided that I have microphone elbow, so I'm gonna hold it in my left hand.

by yetanotheranotherdude January 5, 2021

micropreneurship

Short answer - entrepreneurship on a micro level

Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are just outside your capacity - allowing you to meet new people, develop new skills, focus your energies on producing something useful, and growing as a person.

Steve loves doing those cool projects - he's really into micropreneurship.

by Jason Shen January 14, 2008