Massiver

When things are bigger than massive. I.e Massiver

Holly Willybooby has massive tits but when she is pregnant they are much massiver.

by the brown avenger November 4, 2011

massives

huge mammary glands, transfixing most males!

she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.

my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!

need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!

russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!

by michael foolsley November 4, 2011

massive ass

a girl that has such a big ass that her butt cheeks look like two massive muffins and you just want to eat them off.

Boy: Wow! That girl has such a massive ass.

by bemysenpaioriwilleaturface October 26, 2020

massive fortnite penis

The true one and only form of peace.

Fortnite Genitalia

" hey john what are you sucking "

" massive fortnite penis "

by noval_ January 26, 2022

Massillon

A city in Northeast Ohio that used to be a haven for high school football, but now runs rampant with dbags, and 80's football alumni who still wear their mid-drift mesh jerseys around town, still expecting preferrential treatment, particularly at cash advance businesses. The only cool people in the town are the really, really old people because they used to work, but now the town is filled with lazy welfare recipients so busy buying food at long john silvers that they can't possibly find time to work there.

When the Football team does well in the playoffs, it is usually because some player transferred from a surrounding school district and convinced at least three others to go along with him.

Dbag 1: "I've waited my whole life to play QB for the Massillon"

Dbag 2: "I heard you weren't going to be any good, so I transferred in so I could start over you."

by porch punk August 25, 2014

M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag

1) an acronym for 7 people; (M-A-K-E-M-M-G)
2) a group of whores who think they're the fucking shit 'cause they act cool & tough on facebook. in person they're all little pussies.
3) a really ugly group of people who only have each other as friends.
4) M- too skinny for words to describe.
A - needs to fill in the gap between her 2 front teeth because she looks like a redneck.
K - the biggest whore in the group who likes to mess with guys hearts.
E - the biggest bitch who ever walked the face of the earth.
M - the biggest prude guy who acts tough as shit, but can't face the truth that he's a twat with no real friends.
M - uses "hahaha" as a comeback because he's got nothing else.
G - three words: flat faced chink.

1) dude1: "Holy shit, dude, did you see those fags last night?"
dude2: "Which ones? M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag?"
dude1: "Yeah those bitches."
dude2: "Haha yeah, I saw all the girls eating each other out last night in public, while those 2 dudes were wacking each other off!"
dude1: "WHAT WHORES! And wow, I didn't know those guys had dicks?"
dude2: "Haha, I know dude; they look more like really tight tooth-filled pussies, instead!"
dude1: "Did you take pics?"
dude2: "DUH! They're all over NJ now!"
dude1: "Hahahaha! What a bunch of desperate, lonely whores! They have to refer to their own group to get some!"

by madison,nj+summit,nj=death September 23, 2009

massive turd

A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.

Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.

by hallgrd February 9, 2008