malcony

tall italian man

Ami wants malcony

by rtwjfzgsmrseatma March 28, 2022

mayonnaise

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later

by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022

Mayonaise

White stuff on me burgers

I like Mayonaise

by Salty5 April 10, 2022

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

Macondo

The act of telling someone that they look like a Macdonald cheeseburger.

You bro, you look like a Macondo.

by anonymous August 6, 2022

mayonnaid

An emulsification of egg white, lemon juice, water, and sugar, meant to be served as a refreshing summer beverage or on a sandwich as a spread.

"It's so hot out, I could really go for a glass of mayonnaid," said Sid.
"Same," replied Dave, "and I'd love some on my salami sandwich, too."

by the gourmand October 16, 2022