Milf

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane

by brazzers June 23, 2010

MILF

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

by Roger Anderssen March 20, 2019

turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

by Annonymous Sasquatch February 28, 2009

J.Milf

A Jewish Milf.

Nigella Lawson is such a J.Milf

by Blanche Devero October 25, 2012

Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv February 1, 2017

milfberry

A cheating, disgusting,gross, whorish, immature slut who thinks shes cool because she smoke cigars, OD's on ADD pills, and made out with her asian roomate.

Ew, look, it's Milfberry...

by Jonathin Elins May 21, 2011

milf

Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. Usually refers to an attractive woman over 30.

Just jerked off to a hot-ass Milf on pornhub.

by @samgramm July 4, 2016