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Messi

Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas
by never. ever. again. August 22, 2011
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message man

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else
Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man
by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017
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Messay

An essay which is so poorly structured and messy, that it can no longer be classified as an essay.
I wrote a messay on the poetry of Patrick Kavanagh.
by PaddyKluivert185 May 5, 2010
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Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.
Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."
by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010
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The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom
Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!
by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015
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Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.
Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.
by Ray Drecker September 19, 2009
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bike messenger

Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.

Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.

Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.

Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
"I hired a bike messenger to deliver a gift so it won't be late to your party."
by gremotherapy February 20, 2010
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