Mitched

When 7 People Eat 98 Pounds of Pizza

Yeah I was Mitched AT the party

by Yungdaghet November 24, 2022

Mitchell Rogers

I’m so fucking gay bro

Mitchell Rogers means dick is actually a pussy

by ong fr February 2, 2023

mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

Mitch

Male Bitch

Dude, Uncle Edward was being such a mitch today!

by WWW.COMPASS July 2, 2023

Mitch Marner

hottest man alive. Hes a skilled player on the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs but like hes hot

you see mitch marner? He made me so wet.

Yeah! he made my dick hard

by hii1225 July 27, 2023

Mitchellphobia

Mitchellphobia is a phobia caused by a fat kid who smells bad, knows he smells bad and also won’t do anything about it. This phobia is common in most middle school adolescents who have good hygiene. These affects can be long term and very scaring!!

“Eww that kid smells”
“I have mitchellphobia i can’t stand it”

by MixedboyN August 26, 2023