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"Do you even have a life jenna?"
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a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.
the aim of life is to stay alive until you die
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Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff
I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.
by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012
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In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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by jake coles March 16, 2003
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No Life

A no life person is someone who usually has very little contact with other people, and so will rather spend their time doing things that only negatively effect their lives.

People with no life usually enjoy playing MMORPGs, Video Games.

People with no life usually enjoy the computer, video games.

And dislike, social contact, physical excersize.

Unlike nerds and geeks, no lifes actually PREFER to waste their time on unuseful things, unlike nerds who are socially akward but want to have friends.
Friends 1: Hey look at Kyle, the kid has no life, hes been inside the house for about 3 weeks now.

Friend 2: Fuck him, lets go play basketball.
by IAMABEE September 7, 2012
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