The act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a surprise blowjob.
Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!
Bro 2: What do you mean?
Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.
Bro 2: What do you mean?
Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.
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The pedo sicko calls himself Legocat5 or Mrcat5 or Legocatmaster or Mrlegocat5 or Mrlegocatmaster or Mrlegocatmaster5 or legocatmaster5 or just calls himself legocat5. He also likes the colors Red, Blue and green. He also loves the colors skin pink because that is the same color of a penis.
The pedo sicko calls himself Legocat5 or Mrcat5 or Legocatmaster or Mrlegocat5 or Mrlegocatmaster or Mrlegocatmaster5 or legocatmaster5 or just calls himself legocat5. He also likes the colors Red, Blue and green. He also loves the colors skin pink because that is the same color of a penis.
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