Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017

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to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs

Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)

by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018

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wrinkley ladder

A chain of elderly men, connecting penis to mouth.

I walking in on my grandpa participating in a wrinkley ladder saturday night

by YeetyMcYeet May 3, 2018

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Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018

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information laundering

A term ironically used only by people who are doing "information laundering" by using this term. It means "whitewashing", but is used in order to "whitewash" the meaning of "whitewashing" so that "whitewash" can be freed up & used for anti-white racist purposes. Only used in SJW doublespeak lingo and leaves everybody else perplexed.

You nazi racist homophobic antisemitic patriarchal cysgender information laundering white supremacist

by several dogs August 14, 2018

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