ghetto lobster

A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.

She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!

ghetto lobster by NotAGhettoLobster December 15, 2008

Blue Lobster 

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

Blue Lobster by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011

Stealth-Lobster 

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..

Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"

Stealth-Lobster by StealthLobster November 6, 2009

Chinese lobster 

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

Chinese lobster by Cosiner January 12, 2011

Hag Lobster 

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

Hag Lobster by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Scandinavian lobster 

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

Scandinavian lobster by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

boob lobster 

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.

The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.

boob lobster by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014