LAMER

A person that thinks computers are limited to games. Often refers to himself as a "gamer"

Man, those lamers have been playing counterstrike all night.

by crom July 5, 2003

laker

ditching for a baby reason. ditching because an extremely lame and stupid excuse.

"Hey we still going to the game Friday?"
"Yea bro!"
"Don't laker on me!"
-Doesn't show up-
"Bro you lakered on me!"

by kcrowd October 27, 2011

LaserBurn

To recieve extreme Burns or Laceration by Matthew Ohrenberg

You've been LaserBurnt

by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003

Laberoon

A word to describe an utter gamer that have never seen the world outside of his bedroom, a female breast or somethimes even natural light. Often with red hair, freckles and glasses. See also "Gamer" and "Nerd"

"You are such a FUCKNG laberoon, you freak!"

by Heh heh! August 27, 2006

Laker Mafia

A term used to describe the L.A. Lakers and how they usually win their games: through fortunate and well placed calls by the referees against the opposing team.

Could also refer to all Laker bandwagon fans (90% of their fan base).

"That was a close game, Laker mafia one 'em another one tonight"

Him - "Man, how do Phil Jackson and Kobe get away with whining so much?"
Her - "Laker Mafia Strikes again"

by Sleepy Z March 11, 2011

sg lamer

Someone that abuses the spread fire capabilities of a shotgun on a game, making it his/hers primary gun instead of a secondary weapon.

"omg u sg lamer"

by G. Shadow October 15, 2003

Lamer

An exceedingly lame person who turns out to be more lame then they originally appeared.

The man is not just a pedifile, but he is a necro-pedifile! What a lamer!

by Pirate King Maximus April 26, 2004