LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

sosher lapaca

Spicy turtles

That's a sosher lapaca

by Dab of ranch February 12, 2017

Kristen Lapinski

Perfect beautiful

Kristen Lapinski is perfect

by Fax. April 25, 2021

Lapping it up

When one exceedingly enjoys an experience whereby they are the central focus.

She was pretending to dislike the attention being received at the bar, but everyone knew she was lapping it up.

by Plato's Son June 8, 2010

Lapatunieus

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

by Bounga September 30, 2006

LaPier

A highly superior person, exuding the utmost regality and fortitude. LaPiers often demonstrate resilience, courage, confidence, practicality, sense, wisdom, and poise. They provide cohesion in their social groups due to their keen sense of humor and non-judgmental attributes. Generally, LaPiers possess exceptional livers, which aid in the consumption of adult beverages, for which they love to imbibe.

1. "LaPier power!"
2. "I wish I were a LaPier. They are so good-looking and popular and can manhandle the tequila with such gumption."

by TheWrecker February 5, 2010

Lapidot

Lapidot, aka best ship.
Lapidot is the ship between lapis and peridot from Steven universe.

Me: I love lapidot!
My sister: I know
My mom: I don't care
My dad: good for you.
My brother: e
My brother #2: what
My aunt: ok
My uncle: the hell
My one friend: RIGHT I LOVE IT T-

by Beastiewoof August 27, 2019