Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.

"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

by MeatManJones January 25, 2021

square square knife knife

short for 'square square knife knife, now I've got my shot for life!'. Is the continuation of circe circle dot dot' and ensures that one doesn't have to say circle circle dot dot ever again. Or atleast until the next day at recess.

'You've got cooties!'
'Nu'uh I said square square knife knife 10 minutes ago!'
'Oh.'

by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow? April 10, 2008

Jamaican with a knife

Someone who is a backstabbing snake. They tend to do the betrayal slowly to make sure the pain is torturous much like the Jamaican machete that is used for torture in Jamaican gangs in Kingston.

Jon slept with Charles's wife, he is a Jamaican with a knife.

by babybacknutz213 October 25, 2015

That’s not a knife...

THIS IS A KNIFE!!!11!!!!1!1!

Guy 1: whips out a 5 inch knife
Guy 2: “That’s not a knife... THIS IS A KNIFE!!1!11!!!”

Also Guy 2: pulls out a machete

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 16, 2019

Knife Hit

also known as knifers
see hooter

Dude my hooter broke :'(

by zip April 24, 2005

Knife Sex

Knife Sex is considered to be having sex with bronx' mother. This is so because she is so bad at sex, she creates the unpleasant feeling of having sex with a knife. I personally like knife sex.

Bronx mother is the queen of knife sex.

by Thomasmcdonaldo September 26, 2006

Swear deep down on my knife

means the same as "deep down on my life" but instead it means you have to be socially known as an emo, to pull it off successfully

Kealan: did you steal my pen?
Sam: no, i swear deep down on my knife!

by sammymacbooey June 17, 2010