Skip to main content
User Settings
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

MeatManJones's definitions

Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.
"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."
by MeatManJones January 25, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Portuguese Knife-Penis mug.
More random definitions

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email