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Portuguese Knife-Penis
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When your
pocket knife
comes open in your
pocket
and stabs you in the groin while
walking
.
"Dude, how
did you
end up in the
hospital
?"
"Ah, it was the ol'
Portuguese
Knife-Penis again."
by
MeatManJones
January 25, 2021
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