Allen Jones
Allen Jones by Stephanie Bodnar February 8, 2004
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones is lead guitarist in McFLY and sings also. His favorite words are rat leg, and homodome He's 5'10, brown hair, aqua green eyes and has straight teeth. He liked older music like bruce springsteen and the beatles. He's 21 as of this year and is dating Mercedes.
Danny Jones by Mechanical Maids December 11, 2008
PacMan Jones
Adam "PacMan" Jones is a very talented cornerback and kick returner for the Tennessee Titans. He can't stay out of trouble with the law and got arrested 10 times in his 2 seasons in the NFL. Recently he has been suspended for the upcoming 2007 season due to his law trouble and off-field conduct.
PacMan Jones by McNiggles December 15, 2008
Alex Jones
Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.
Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."
Person: "Why so batshit?"
Person: "Why so batshit?"
Alex Jones by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012
jim jones
A slang name for a juice rationed out with meals to convicted felons whom are serving time in prison.
Stan Jones
Libertarian political candidate from Montana who permanently turned his skin gray-blue after overdosing on home-brewed colloidal silver he drank in order to save himself from the prophesied antibiotic shortages and anthrax storms of Y2K.
Do a Google search for Stan Jones. You'll get a few hits, and then they'll ask, "did you mean 'Stan Jones blue?'"
Stan Jones by College Student 101 February 2, 2006
the Jones
The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
the Jones by Georgio's German Nightmare January 23, 2009