jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.

Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.

by hyphrr January 18, 2018

jobishroom

A penis that is as wide as it should be long and as long as it should be wide.

Me: That guys junk is meseed up.
You: How?
Me : He has a jobishroom. It's 6 inches wide and 1 inch long.
You: damn do smurfs live in it?

by Hermitkermit2 May 3, 2018

joust

To compete closely for superiority

He had to joust to win

by shark opinions April 16, 2018

jobuggin

The act of making one self ejaculate, also known as masturbation. Typically used when discussing at work.

I was jobuggin to the thought of Sally last night.

by workinhappyds May 27, 2018

jobslob

an individual who spends their time at work wishing they were somewhere else, who shares no interest in the purpose of their role and who generally doesn't give a f*ck.

Simon never pulls his weight at work, he is such a jobslob.

by jobslobblog June 28, 2018

Joboscis

The lower protrusion (penis) of a male mammal. A variation extrapolated from the word Proboscis - the nose of a mammal.

The pitcher was hit by a crushing line drive to the joboscis and had to be replaced by the closer a bit earlier.

by Jabbernatz September 17, 2018

JOUSA

when you pour juice into a women’s vagina and make her cum juice all over the walls

Her “ come jousa me”
Him “ ok”
Her “ OMG this is a huge mess”

by Gheoncr October 13, 2018