jobble

Another term for a double chin.

Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

by zenofile April 8, 2009

jobbing

Jobb-ing. Whenever you lose you job.

Losing. For example losting the elg. Any time you lection counts as a job.

by Bob March 5, 2004

jibbercock

a word that is really funny to say during class, especially drama class.

doesnt have much meaning exept for the "cock" part. it is really funny if u sing a song, where u say "jibbercock" and then someone in the backround says "cock".

i was bored during class so i just said "jibbercock" at random intervals so that my classmates cracked up.

by david March 15, 2004

Rib Jabber

a marijuana ciggarette which is twisted at the end and rolled into such a shape which a high dude could cold jab a suckers ribs with.

"yo man fold up another rib jabber i got this mad essay to write and i need some thing to chill me out, also get me a chilli and make a cup of tea will ya, cheers ya dickhead."

by tommy sparks April 30, 2005

Bum Jabber

Bum Jabber: a person of impatience, an uneasy companion with desire to pull their party from a situation, place, or person.

"We will go when everyone is ready. Stop being such a bum jabber and grab some patience!" "Leave me alone man! I'm not ready to go, you frigging BUM JABBER!"

by Quaalude dude September 28, 2009

jobber

one that jobs (see to job)

Man, Doug Whitman is a huge jobber

by BMG December 17, 2002