January 12

national masturbating day. masturbate at least once.

Daniel: yo we should masturbate together one day.

John: lets do it on January 12!

Daniel: BET!!

by jdjjddjsjssskdk October 30, 2019

January 21st

Kiss your gf/bf in the hallway day.

Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its january 21st!
Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet

by RayBock68 January 19, 2020

January 14

National play Minecraft day. Call your friends and play Minecraft.

January 14 is to play Minecraft

by RNCheesis January 13, 2021

January 4th

The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.

"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"

by rj3hfyuh January 23, 2022

January 25

Tell Marc to eat paint day

Person 1: It’s January 25 tell marc to eat paint

Person 2: Why though?

Person 1: Yeah FUCK MARC

by Not_The_Big_Boi January 25, 2021

January 7th

The day you don’t be a pussy and woman/ man up and have the balls to do something risky. Just for yo baby daddy or gurl.

Boy: “Hey you wanna be the honey to my croissant, baby gurl?”
Girl: “It’s January 7th isn’t it..HELL YEAH!!”

by BigFactsBetty December 28, 2019

January 30

A day when you meet up with the person you like and kiss them

Sara: So I was thinking-
Josh: *kisses Sara*

Sara: What was that for?!
Josh: It’s January 30

by January 28, 2021