one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

12 inches

Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.

When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!

by Neil H May 26, 2004

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

Inchestigate

To thoroughly examine the chest of a female.

Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.

Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.

by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010

incher pincher

one who has a 1 inch dick; supposedly 3/4 bigger than everyone else's.

Chris Lucykanish has an incher pincher.

by ewicishot69 April 18, 2016

Inchala

A word made to annoy your friend and his girlfriend, use the word while clapping your hands to make sex sounds and scream your friend and his gf’s name.

“Amir inchala Juliana, Juliana inchala Amir!”(clap all the way while saying it, ask other friends to moan and make sex sounds.)

by Hide this account March 31, 2021

Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012