1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen January 29, 2011
When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.
"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."
by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 09, 2017
What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.
by banterlad February 23, 2012
by TheForce_ November 10, 2020
"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."
by eat.crayon May 01, 2020
by WillPenfold April 18, 2014