Instakarm

Instant Karma. What goes around comes around immediately.

It was an instakarm when he stole her wallet, and lost his own wallet in the same day.

by B.A & DiabloG November 7, 2019

Instagationist

Someone who for the benefit of their amusement starts drama between other people.

Damn There he goes again , Larry is such an instagationist.

by Daweazel91 September 15, 2020

Instagasm

When a girl/boy has an instant orgasm seeing something of sexually explicit detail.

Kara and Coco had an instagasm when they saw Cole Coronado’s tiny torpedo.

by “That’s What She Said” October 31, 2020

Instagym

when a guy is f***ing muscled on social media,
But it's only the photos, cuz when you see him is dry as a toothpick

girl: that boy is very muscled
Friend: nah he's an instagym, he's f***ing dry live, trust me

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Instagym

when a guy is f***ing muscled on social media,
But it's only the photos, cuz when you see him is dry as a toothpick

girl: u see that boy!! Is very muscled
Friend: nahh, he's only an instagym. Is so dry live

by Nocappinn November 21, 2020

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

Instajam

When a bunch of instagrammers jam a sidewalk or set of stairs, usually in a tourist area, posing for pics with total disregard for everyone else trying to use the walkway.

I pushed through the crowd on the viewpoint stairs to find an instajam of girls posing. After I got past the instajam the stairs were totally empty.

by Endlesssummerduo June 12, 2022