I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.

Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

I’m diamond 1

A phrase used to describe someone who has extreme skill in something

*Aiden bowls a strike*

Aiden: I’m diamond 1

by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023

I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

by Joey2dope November 29, 2019

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

I’m higher than a leap jeep

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.

Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep

Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep

by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023

i’m snowing

A phrase that can mean you’re busy, shoveling, or that you’re chilled out. Commonly used in winter.

Jacob: I’m going through a lot right now, but i’m snowing through it.

Eddie: Well I’m snowing later but i’ll help you out when I can.

by Winnie Scottish February 11, 2021