Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.

David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”

by BlueXander May 26, 2023

Bootleg Hoarder

One who has possession of a recording of an uncirculated concert and does not share it on the internet or sell the recording to a bootleg record company.

A bootleg hoarder may have a tape of the Led Zeppelin show from December 26, 1968.

by i remember forests November 1, 2009

Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.

OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder

by Jefa January 16, 2011

weight hoarder

someone who hoards all the weights or gym equipment in a gym

Jim: Hey steve, have you seen the 30 lb dumbbells?
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!

by Damneck April 17, 2011

Gossip hoarder

One who collects gossip for the purpose of having gossip and who doesn't use it for anything else.

Gossip hoarder: A person who overhears gossip but doesnt reveal said gossip they just keep it to themselves.

E.g. A johnny tight lips character

A hush

A person who listens but doesn't tell

A collector of private information

by Rhodes senra April 28, 2012

Nipple hoarder

A woman that will not show her breast to anything on the earth and they will stay covered forever

Guy: Aye girl let me see them tits.
Girl: No you are not allowed to see my tits.
Guy: Man bitch you be a nipple hoarder

by InsukiN October 8, 2013

woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.

Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?

by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014