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Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.
Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night
by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020
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Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something
Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?
by - A ;) February 19, 2021
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bermuda hot pocket

Like Alabama Hot Pocket but requires 4 people to participate at once - 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle.
Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.
You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?
by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017
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Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.
Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!
by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021
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