Hot-Pocket

The sneaky "Dutch oven." An inadvertent fart displaced during sleep causing one to wake up and scream, HOT POCKET!

My night's slumber was sound 'til I woke to an olfactory overload from Alison's "hot-pocket. "

or

Did I hot-pocket you last night?

by Squidvictory January 21, 2010

Hot-Pocket

When you put hotsauce in your foreskin and keep it in there till it hits the center of your urethra

gurt: yo i just did a hot-pocket

by M1graine August 19, 2025

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")

That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

by Sam F March 23, 2005

hot pocket

a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.

yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket

by Tricky77 September 8, 2012

hot pocket

A women's vagina.

I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket

by naughty nikki December 29, 2013

Hot Pocket

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole

Go fuck yourself hot pocket!

by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014

hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007