Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
by NaderI May 5, 2011
Get the Choking the Goatmug. Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.
by Mr.GiddyGoat December 17, 2017
Get the giddy goatmug. The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
Get the The Rule of Goatsmug. by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008
Get the goat bagsmug. by tomdog Klisuric December 26, 2008
Get the city goatmug. A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.
Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008
Get the goat spraymug. by thecumdown September 5, 2012
Get the Mountain-goatingmug.