German Sandwich

When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.

how'd you get your black eyes?

German sandwich....

by sporkafish January 22, 2011

German Earthquake

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.

Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!

by Poot Wilter March 07, 2008

german shortz

when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom

german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

German Pancake

The absolute worst, most perverse, lude sex act known to man.

see also, The Aristocrats

Truman: The only way to describe that Tiajuana weekend... German Pancake!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!

by EliteCAT September 21, 2006

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp July 11, 2008

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin February 28, 2005

german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

by jcfud January 08, 2008