Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.

"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"

by leilawurm October 22, 2015

flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt

by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

flirtlog

try to get up on everyone like a circle in a group of friends :)

shes a flirtlog
ino shes trying to get up on the whole group
dont be a flirtlog :)

by charol September 19, 2016

flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.

The girl has a flirt impediment.

by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016

Flirtmare

A person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins hitting on everyone and anyone. Thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. They are a true tragedy. (See sloptart).

“My god wasn’t Leonard such a flirtmare last night?! He was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”

by Trischina Slyon September 2, 2016

flirtonic

A platonic relationship with a member of the opposite sex while constantly engaged in flirtatious banter and innuendos. Often a precursor to a more romantic or physically involved relationship...or a disappointing dump into the friend zone.

My girlfriend would not approve of my flirtonic relationship with Marcie, but we're just friends with implied benefits.

by NCMountie June 5, 2016

flirting companion

a person who you are not officially dating but you still flirt. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.

"Are you two dating?"
"No we are just flirting companions. We are just trying to take it slow."

by Queen_of_Wolves May 21, 2016