Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023

Filet O' Fish

When you ejaculate into a female's vagina that has a yeast infection and bacterial vaginosis.

"I gave her the Filet O' Fish last night."

"What the fuck?"

by sexhaver6969696969 April 13, 2023

Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

pimp filet

A way for a man to describe something that looks or smells very manly and attractive to ladies, such as fine clothes or good cologne.

Dude, that suit you're rocking is so pimp filet.

What's that smell? It's so pimp filet man, I bet that guy is picking up all the girls here.

by tabouras December 18, 2010

bean filer

To ram that bean (clitoris) so hard/ fast you file that shit down

I rammed her so hard lastnight you might as well call me the bean filer

by beansalad March 26, 2016

Chunder Flex

When you puke chunks and some of those chunks pass through your nose.

I got a nose bleed when I had a Chunder Flex

by Thanksforallthefishidiot August 9, 2016

fap file

A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.

"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"

by RS3 December 30, 2016