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field hockey

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.
Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."
by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006
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field hockey

a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.
"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"
by hockeyyxx55 October 16, 2008
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killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields
Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields
by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005
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primary field

Unique I.D number when entering data
by jaks_me May 22, 2005
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out fielder

when you are getting head and you take it out the mouth and you ejaculate hense shooting semen onto a forgien object.
"Girl be still before i get an out fielder! And you gonna clean it up!"
by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008
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Killing Fields

The portion of an online multiplayer first person shooter map where most players tend to gravitate to kill enemies and/or die.
Player 1: Where the hell is everyone on the other team?

Player 2: Let's head toward the killing fields, at least some of them will be there.
by inkyrail450 November 22, 2011
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high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation
Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”
by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017
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