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Finger Soccer

A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe
I just won a game of finger soccer, now my balls hurt like hell.
by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022
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Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.
Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?

Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!

Angie: What!!! Why???

Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!

Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!
by Get Famous September 30, 2009
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Mittle Finger

When you give The Man the middle finger with mittens on.
This guy: Is that guy with mittens waving at me?

That guy: No man, look at his face, he's definitely giving you the mittle finger.
by E-Tickets February 19, 2011
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morning finger

the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night

commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.

dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
by bill_the_kid January 2, 2012
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two finger bingo

(noun)

The process of masturbation upon reaching climax in which the recipient yells "Bingo" at the time of orgasm.

This can be applied to females in masturbation, or used by males fingering a female partner.

Can also be used as another term for female masturbation.
Dude, I was totally playing two finger bingo with her last night.

Brian couldn't come over last night, so I was stuck playing two finger bingo.
by Papa Dwarf April 7, 2014
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Texas Finger Trap

When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.
Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
by Mr. Unplugged September 6, 2016
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Zesty Taco Finger Pop

When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).
Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.

Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?
by Equine Ducklings December 18, 2013
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