eyes to yourself

quit looking

keep your eyes to yourself

by babyfood69 May 29, 2016

Eye Vomit

Something so hideous looking, it makes your eyes throw up a little bit.

Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!

Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.

by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009

piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.

Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed

by Chat gorl June 20, 2018

ovary eyes

The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.

This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.

This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.

E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."

"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."

by Merkley May 16, 2014

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it

"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"

by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014

Rotti eyes

The look a person gives when they are both angry and horny. Also known as rottweiler eyes.

I left her hotel room and she looked at me with those rotti eyes.

by Finnkle February 18, 2019

walmart eyes

To roll your eyes.

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.

by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020