Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

by Bill March 20, 2006

eye patch

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

eye picture

When you look at something, focus, and mentally take a picture to keep in your mind forever.

Courtney - "Did you see that hot guy who just walked by? Damn, I wish I had my camera so I could use his photo for later."

Sarah - "Don't worry, I took an eye picture. I'll be referring to that tonight, believe me."

by David's Hickey November 5, 2010

eye opener

Doing a one and one of coke. Usually refers to the first one and one or when done upon waking up.

Yo, I can't get going this morning, I can sure use me an eye opener

by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010

eye mud

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

eye-mail

(n.) - Visually-pleasing email messages and letters that arrive in your inbox with vibrantly-colored backgrounds and icons.

"Most of my incoming email is boring black-and-white messages, but every once in a while, someone sends me some really cool eye-mail, and I love it!"

-- Overheard at a watercooler at the San Francisco Art Institute

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

Eye Cocka

Snotty, slimey, gooey, sometimes hard, crusty, flakey adhesive appearing mysteriously on morning eyelashes; momentarily handicapping sight and tranquility. Sometimes followed by "Pink Eye".

1. Every morning I brush my teeth, wash my face, and wash out the Eye Cocka. 2."Go wash your face! And get dat Cocka out ya eye!"

by Redboneguerilla November 17, 2009