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You are absolutely DISGUSTING, RECRUIT! You are an abomination to the human race, you are probably the sorriest, most pathetic failed abortion I have ever laid eyes upon!!! GET YOUR SORRY ASS ON MY QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!!! You got 1098765432 and ONE!!!! BITCH I SAID YOU'RE DONE MOVING!!! OH OKAY, okay, Recruit Fuckface doesn't want to stop moving! GET OUTSIDE MY SQUAD BAY RIGHT NOW!!! OK, GET IN THE SQUAD BAY RIGHT NOW!!! OUT!!! IN!!! OUT!!! Bitch say, "Aye sir!" OK Bitch, SCREAM "AYE SIR!" I swear to God if you don't say something, something BAD's gonna happen to you!
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enlist new members.
We have to recruit students to join chess club so that it won't have to disband due to lack of enrollment.
recruit by Morgan T November 10, 2006
1. A pussy ass bitch in my beloved U.S. Marine Corps.
2. Recruit on P.I. or S.D. "trying" to Become Marine.
3. Some other dick that isnt in the Armed Forces.
These damn recruits keep landing on my island and quitting!!
Start shooting some failures!

Ohhrraah! Semper Fidelis
recruit by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007

recruit difficulty 

When someone is on easy mode. Life is easy, everything goes their way, and nothing is there to stop them.
Man, I'm tired of these females always livin life on that recruit difficulty.
recruit difficulty by Chimachima April 21, 2018

Recruit Rush 

A strategy in Rainbow Six Siege in which all members of a team select recruit. This is normally used to intimidate an enemy team before winning the game
James: Ayo we're 3-0 up
Daniel: Well it's time to Recruit Rush
Recruit Rush by ẞàæïœñ January 22, 2021

recruit a bitch 

Female pimp, typically used to refer to a professional staffing recruiter.
Get that recruit a bitch on da phone, and get you a contract. Show me the money!
recruit a bitch by 2-Sweet December 7, 2017

Recruit Fuze Charge 

When you’re full attacking team in R6 goes recruit with flash grenades, frag grenades, an M249, and super shorty. In order to perform the Recruit Fuze Charge, you must all spam you’re grenades of both types into the objective room then, once the explosion are done and you can no longer be harmed, rush into the room guns blazing hopefully resulting in a match win.

(This best works in small rooms or rooms with multiple doors, be sure to cover each door and have at least one person to a door if their are multiple)
Fuck It. Let’s show them the fury and wrath of the Recruit Fuze Charge and win this match.
Recruit Fuze Charge by DonutTree November 2, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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