Earection

When a dogs ears go up, or out of they're floppy eard, due to excitement.

"Awe you're petting her so good she has an earection now. Look at her stupid ear."

by BertNAshty June 12, 2024

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025

Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

Tooth-erection

A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.

I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016