Edward Cullen

A pussy emo Meyerpire.

Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING

Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.

Did I mention he sparkles?

Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*

by MoofinChan November 22, 2009

Edward

Extremly attractive. A people person who is almost always the life of the party. Deriving from royalty.

He is so elegant, reminds me of an Edward.

by dayana0725 February 5, 2010

Edward Cullen

A name every guy knows, but hates.

Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm

Every-sane-guy: .......
...
...
...dumbass.

by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009

Edward

Edward is someone very special. Keep him close cause women will try to steal him. Edward is loyal to a fault. He's the best man or protector you could dream of.

Edward is my husband.
Get you an Edward

by Edwardisminegetyourown July 30, 2019

Edward Cullen

A Gay pixie Fairy that sucks people off and Sparkles

your so Edward Cullen.
There are so many Edward Cullens at the pride parade

by Scarlet Failure February 6, 2010

Edward Cullen

A sparkling fairy!!

OMIGOD! ITS EDWARD CULLEN! HE GLITTERS!

by Dallas Sparkleshock June 15, 2010

Edward Taft

A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.

Honey, how about the edward taft tonight?

by Stuart Stevenson October 17, 2008