Dylan

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.

Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there

by golden fire29 August 26, 2019

Dylan

A little black midget, has urges to shoot up schools and loves anime aka weeb also known to be a fat fucking faggot and likes eating dogs. His first pash was on his tippy toes

Nick: brooo that fag is such a dylan
Sebastian : watch out he's pulling somthing out of his bag... IT'S A GUN RUUUNNNN HE'S A DYLAN

by Lil fag boi666 October 16, 2018

Dylan

A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!

Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.

by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018

Dylan

GIANT COCK, white dinosaur, likes to say *rawer*XD, loves to role play, might be transgender, like loli hentia and boku no pico, likes to tongue kiss girls named Hanna. Might suck your Dick for 5 dollars.

Guy:Hey Dylan.
Dylan: 10 bucks ill let you put you Dick in my ass.

by Xanderpander7 July 31, 2017

Dylan

Denial causes big depression

Dylan got rejected and is now big sad

by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019

Dylan

After losing what are the odds, you refuse to do what it is you agreed to do.

Man, you were a total Dylan when you lost what are the odds.

by jamesdurden March 30, 2019

dylan

dylan is a very sweet guy. he always helps you with your problems and you can tell him anything. he is very accepting. he’s so funny, nice and cute. you can talk to him for hours. it is always great to have a dylan in your life

dylan is

by laylabosley July 1, 2019