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Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016
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Dong Joo

“Wow she is such a dong joo! I must nae nae
by Pog master 69 September 27, 2020
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dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.
I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!
by FartVadR February 27, 2017
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Dong Thap

Thappin ya meat on a surface to assert dominance
I walked in and just did a dong thap on the table, those bitches loved it
by CrunchyPooStain May 21, 2021
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dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.
Dong Wang lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election.
by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020
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Dong With a Bong

The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.
My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.
by Libtarb August 15, 2021
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Dinosaur dong

Look at tht dinosaur dong shits big
by Stormii_Amanda November 13, 2022
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