Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
by rufusclay November 08, 2013
That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2017
I've been Pavlov's dogging my girl friend, every time she gives me a blow job she gets a back rub, therefor eventually I'll give her a back rub and she'll want to return the favor, bj-wise.
by halcyonyear November 17, 2010
A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking
by TheDrewBlue July 08, 2020
An idiom used by the people of Edmonton, a city located in Alberta, Canada. Its meaning is to "just have fun" regardless of legality or consequences.
Chad: "What are you guys thinking, should I smoke weed or go out on a date tonight?"
Sheen: "Rape a dog."
Chad: "Aight."
Sheen: "Rape a dog."
Chad: "Aight."
by Wargaming November 01, 2022
by Maboo11 November 18, 2017
Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"
by jibcheese February 02, 2015