dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

fuckface dog

A disparaging term for someone who is disliked, implying that they should be face-fucked.

That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017

Rape a dog

An idiom used by the people of Edmonton, a city located in Alberta, Canada. Its meaning is to "just have fun" regardless of legality or consequences.

Chad: "What are you guys thinking, should I smoke weed or go out on a date tonight?"
Sheen: "Rape a dog."
Chad: "Aight."

by Wargaming November 1, 2022

Knoop Dogging

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.

Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"

by jibcheese February 2, 2015

Pavlov's dogging

The act of conditioning another person to react in a certain way based on your providing stimulus.

I've been Pavlov's dogging my girl friend, every time she gives me a blow job she gets a back rub, therefor eventually I'll give her a back rub and she'll want to return the favor, bj-wise.

by halcyonyear November 20, 2010

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020

bitchass dog

1. lord and savior

2. Legal guardian

Bitchass dog is a fucking god!!

by Maboo11 November 18, 2017