dingleberry

a small piece of doodoo that hangs on an ass hair

I was doing 69 with my girl when she told me a dingleberry fell into her nostril

by slicksal July 9, 2007

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dingleberries

A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.

I was wiping my ass the other day, and OUCH!! i just ripped off my favorite dingleberry!

by Ceyhan August 27, 2004

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1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.

2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.

1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."

2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."

by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011

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K money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.

"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"

by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

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mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

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