david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

by alphateam123 February 08, 2019

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Davids are very narcissistic and only think of themselves. No matter the evidence put against their argument they still argue for their point and it's not even arguing he starts yelling for no reason. They mistreat their wives either physically or mentally. They buy houses without wives permission and in the wives name. they drink and drive because they only care about themselves. they don't care about unborn babies and supports the killing of them. You feel quite uncomfortable around david and want to spend the least amount of time with him as possible. They are very arrogant and once they believe something that is the end of it he will never change his mind even if it is for the better. He is in all just very stupid and buys a house in a very bad neighborhood and allows for it to get robbed twice because he left the downstairs window open. Then he pays for very expensive stuff to fix up the house and goes bankrupt so even the amount of work he puts in the house isn't gotten back after selling the house because he used such expensive things for a house that no matter what will not be worth the money. Then the house he buys in his wives name is a crappy ass house he ends up putting a hole in the roof to get a matress upstairs? who in their right mind see's this as smart. He didnt ask his wife for her permission in having the house in her name. They will divorce eventually like anyone else who has dated him. but dont worry he will go get another wife from haiti.

omg look at david he only pays attention to his kid when other people are over. pls dont be like david

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

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a david is a rare creature, they have jew fros, chase others with fireworks, have infectious laughs, say dude and man too much, make u smile when ur tryin to be grumpy, find the funniest youtube videos, say things that melt ur heart, love their family, chase cats, and make me miss him more and more everyday.

oh DAvid!

by Issagirl July 05, 2012

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