Duff

A person who doesn't do anything productive with their life after high school - no job, no school, just vibes. Can also describe the act of being unproductive or lazy in general. The word originated from the last name Duffey, a kid who famously did absolutely nothing post-graduation.

Used as a noun:
"Don't be a duff — at least try to apply somewhere."
Used as a verb:
"I was just duffin' it all weekend, didn't move off the couch once."
"He's been duffing his life away since senior year."
Used as an adjective:
"That's the most duff thing l've ever seen — unemployed and still
Lplaining."

by Duffer555 July 21, 2025

The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022

duff bag

A monster tard you work with. Usually nothing good comes out of there mouth. Comparable to douchebag

Duff bag just moves around the office soundung drunk

by Going6to6hell6 January 19, 2017