Dad 

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

Dad by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

Dad 

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

Dad by Bolllocks May 9, 2024

Dad 

A "Dad" is a modern-age replacement term for "Bro" spawning from online/gaming culture.

Can be used to be funny or just generally confuse someone.
Absolutely hilarious when used on someone who is not privy to the term.
Utterly confuses them.

Not to be confused with the common term for one's biological sperm-donor. (aka father or "dad")

"Yo what's up, dad?"
"Hey dad, you gonna eat this last hotdog?"
"That's my dad right there!"
"What are you doing step-dad?!"

Dad by SPVCEMVN May 26, 2024

Dad 

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.

Good morning Dad

Dad by CBunde09 May 30, 2024

Dad 

Someone you can talk to, share experiences with, trust in, and someone who knows things about you, like your favorite color and your favorite show

My dad bought me a shirt that had my favorite character on it!

Dad by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

Dad 

someone who left you for the milk

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it

Dad by SteveCobs September 15, 2024

dad 

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Dad.

dad by Zabombini October 5, 2024